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MERDA COUNTRY CLUB

YES, I WANT THE MEMBERSHIP AND THE EXCLUSIVE GIFTS

This is an infinite-value giveaway.

Does it seem too beautiful to be true?

Well it is.

Would you like to be able to download the song, the video and its various instrumental or orchestral versions to peek our behind the scenes?


Indeed more..
Would you like to come to these shitty days in which we give free reign to our madness?


We know that you like shit and that if you got here you would be able to throw yourself into the sea with your mouth open.


Finally we decided to turn your dream into an exciting reality in which the boundaries of decency will magically disappear.

The goal is to train you like a real shit adept and bring you to our level.

Members of this exclusive club will receive:

  • A documentary that will explain the whole concept behind the new record

  • Previews on new songs

  • Exclusive stream of the mix

  • Shit pills: improper and harassing phone calls to various components of the scene

  • The podcast of shit: what we usually do when we are together

  • Guitar and bass presets

  • Free admissions to our concerts (when possible)

we choose to give you all this because we think it's the best way to reward a fan of your level

A SMALL WARNING:
in the MERDA COUNTRY CLUB we use a pushed language, we offend people, we take jokes about everyone, especially our relatives.


If you are brave enough to dive into an endless dunghill I can assure you that you are going to experience the most transforming and highly impacting experience that your mind has ever thought of experiencing.


If you are ready to get carried away by this shock wave and you are aware that your life will not be the same ... click below!

YES, I WANT THE MEMBERSHIP AND THE EXCLUSIVE GIFTS

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